Quote:
A feather bed had every man,
Warm slippers and hot-water can,
Brown windsor from the captain’s store,
A valet, too, to every four.
Author: Gilbert, Sir William Schwenck
Category: comforts
Attribution: Sir William Schwenck Gilbert (1836–1911), British parodist, librettist. Captain Reece (l. 13–16).
CenHV. Fireside Book of Humorous Poetry, The. William Cole, ed. (1959) Simon and Schuster.